- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

7+5=12

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What can fly? Lots of things

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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