Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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whos district champs not JM

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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