- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Facebook How i met my mother

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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