Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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