- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Dance is a sport

homosexuals are gay

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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