What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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