patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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this is not a drill.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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politically correct!

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Women

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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