What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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