- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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guest what i love pancakes

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

I like colin but not as much as apple

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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