Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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