You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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