- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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