- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

ass.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Winter

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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