Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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