- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Cows are land manatees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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