- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Chinese men having large penis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

THE END.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

what is the color of a burp burple

men

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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