What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Mormons having fun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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