- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

hey, my names mark.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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