Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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