- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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