- Anti Joke

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Wait what? I did not type that!

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!