Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Breast cancer.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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