- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

we all know sammi has a penis

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

"knock knock" "Come in"

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why was the woman?

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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