- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Women's rights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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