Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Samraj.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Tunechi

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Gingers.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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