- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

Misner is a twat.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

anti jokes are for fags

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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