- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

A Sloth runs...

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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