THE GAME

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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My kids are mistakes.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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