- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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