What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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