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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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