I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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baby seal walks into a club

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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hey guys what's up?

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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