- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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