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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Are you Drew?

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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im watching you..

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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