how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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