What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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