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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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