Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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dallen loves penis

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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