Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Yellow People !!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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