- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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