If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Jesus Christ

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

i saw amango it splootered

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

No it doesnt..

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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