- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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