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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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