How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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