- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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