- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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