Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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poo

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Black Friday

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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