- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Justin Bieber.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

I said I hate niiggers

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

knock knock no ones home

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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