- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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