Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

woman's rights

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Water? I hardly know her.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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