Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Womens rights !

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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