- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

This is the concept of anti-joke.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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